#1.You Are too drunk: You’re too drunk to take the subway home… you should just stay over.” (As you innocently hide his wallet so he can’t grab a cab either. No. I’ve never done this. I swear.) #2. AM AFRAID: “I feel really uncomfortable walking home by myself? Walk me home, please?”
#3. I LOVE YOU: “I am deeply in love with you, and hoping we will reconcile in the afterglow of this s* xual encounter.” #4. I NO LONGER LOVE YOU: “I’m totally over you now, so it’s absolutely fine if we have s* x.” #5. LETS CUD DLE: “Come over and we’ll just cud dle. Adults can just cud dle and it won’t go any further.
#3. I LOVE YOU: “I am deeply in love with you, and hoping we will reconcile in the afterglow of this s* xual encounter.” #4. I NO LONGER LOVE YOU: “I’m totally over you now, so it’s absolutely fine if we have s* x.” #5. LETS CUD DLE: “Come over and we’ll just cud dle. Adults can just cud dle and it won’t go any further.
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